This is the one hundred and ninety-eighth entry of Barney's Blog, written by How I Met Your Mother main character Barney Stinson. It was retrieved from Barney's Blog at the CBS website here.

This entry is in response to the episode Unpause.


Jan 20, 2014

Guyss, I’m not gonna lie. I’ve been doing a liiiiiiittle drinking tonightt. Reel nice single malt with a nose of acorns and AFTERTaste of homey… mmm. Anywaze, I thought I’d finally reveal the ten keys to aweseomenessessity. Oh boy It’s reelee starting too hitt meeee!


  1. Tha flUr sellp wun zAGa seerpup da in Wajiloo a naliph caNdoosta laser tag.
  2. Slanknd jurla n whalp yar dun slef ca spea kifaa gool dan fon leera Italian suits. Duhh!
  3. Quig ja ruum da fo jo garp Back to the Future inlur slaf baal the threeee original Star Wars eela xoi nibee datch buj za Indiana Jones but NOTT Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Thaag nubur happpend.
  1. Eaap n rasci solli chim da la hiFfie xan 83% sala klip dreega swif ra galply doil wif. God, I wish I had a father growing up.
  2. Glarp jur daffis sweek jos vruk calapast eily wolcx Ted Mosby gistab pree hollymp bad hair teest joulh parri frint erfhab lady arms hnrou ghact falas hairy back.
  3. Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs!
  4. You guys, may I recommend a bottle of 35 year old Glen McKenna? It is truly one of the finest and most complex spirits I have ever Splorf.
  5. Phlee gru neur treelee oh brint kase muspe when you feel completely hollow inside and you really just want a friend to hold you tistra uuurrlll badar keesel trapf. Hot Pockets!
  6. ZzzzzzZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzawe;lk;hfajerasdfjhfh I’M UP!!!!

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