This is the twenty-fifth entry of Barney's Blog, written by How I Met Your Mother main character Barney Stinson. It was retrieved from the CBS archive here.
This entry is unrelated to any episode.
Sweet Sixteen[]
Tuesday, March 22, 2006, 6:41pm
Each year, 348 hot chicks vie for the title of "Hottest Chick," and every year I pit them against each other in the greatest cat fight of them all, March Hotness.
Last year we crowned Porn Star the hottest chick, but after a rough season full of hard knocks, she enters the fracas as just a 2 seed.
REGIONAL CHICK MATCH-UPS
Help me "fill in my brackets" by voting for the hotter chicks in these match-ups.
OBVIOUS CHICKS
- Cheerleader
Be aggressive. B-E aggressive. B-E A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E.
- VS.
- Lebanese Girl
‘Nuff said.
- Porn Star
You can’t improve on a classic. Except surgically.
- VS.
- Alien Chick
She has three breasts, but she might suck your brains out your ear.
CLICH'É' CHICKS
- Catholic Schoolgirl
It’s too late for you. Make it too late for her.
- VS.
- Farmer’s Daughter
The tastiest meat is 100% corn-fed.
- High School Lacrosse Champion
Looks great in shorts, and exploring lesbian tendencies.
- VS.
- Convict
She’s trouble. Sexy trouble.
TABOO CHICKS
- Freshly 18-Year-Old Girl
Boldly go where no man has legally gone before.
- VS.
- Distant But Hot Cousin
Come on. If you didn’t know, you’d totally hit that.
- Mute Chick
Con: No talking during. Pro: No talking afterwards
- VS.
- Taller-Than-You-Chick
She’s a supermodel… but with her, you’re just a short guy.
EASY CHICKS
- Grieving Widow
Needs you to fill the emptiness in her… life.
- VS
- Funny Chick
Never had a date for prom, and she’s not over it, either.
- Island Native
Approach her with a peace offering…an olive branch. In your pants.
- VS.
- Librarian
Ironic twist: SHE’s long overdue.
Voting is now closed.
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