This is the one hundred and forty-fourth entry of Barney's Blog, written by How I Met Your Mother main character Barney Stinson. It was retrieved from Barney's Blog at the CBS website here.
This entry is in response to the episode Noretta.
THE AWESOMEST THINGS[]
October 25th, 2011
When i get sad i stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story. But how do i do it? Simple. I sing the following song to remind myself of how many awesome things there really are out there.
Girls in wet t-shirts and chimps in tuxedos,
Monster truck pile-ups and Hans who shoot Greedos.
Wild chicks that beg to be tied up with strings,
These are a few of the awesomest things!
U.S. Armed Forces and dudes kicked in gonads
Box suites for football and chicks’ absent dads.
Single malt scotches that someone else brings,
These are a few of the awesomest things!
Skateboarder wipe-outs and first person shooters,
Reruns of “Air Wolf” and hiring for Hooters.
Hot girls that gyrate and wear down bedsprings,
These are a few of the awesomest things!
When the check comes!
When the girl clings!
When she’s fully clad…
I simply remember the awesomest things,
And then I don't feel so bad!
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