Every year when Mosby family Christmas card shows up, Barney sings songs about banging Ted'ssister Heather.

Songs

Barney: Pulling down her pants

Yanking off my own

Underneath the mistletoe

I'll make your sister moan

Oh, Heather's hot! Heather's hot!

We'll go all the way!
Barney, to the tune of Jingle Bells in 2005

Barney: I wish I could see her naked,

I wish I could see her naked,

I wish I could see her naked

And down on all fours
Barney, to the tune of We Wish You a Merry Christmas in 2006

Barney: Ted has a little sister,

Gets hotter every day.

And if I ever meet her,

With her boobies I will play!

Everybody!

Sister! Sister! Sister!

I—

What? I can celebrate Hanukkah too.
Barney, to the tune of I Have a Little Dreidel in 2007

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