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Lawyered is a phrase repeatedly used by Marshall Eriksen, given that he works as a lawyer. He uses it whenever he uses fact to disprove/defeat another's argument. He has also used variations of "Lawyered", depending on the situation (as can be seen below).

"Lawyered" Quotes

Barney: What, you have some puritanical hang-up about prostitution? Dude, it's the world's oldest profession!
Marshall: You really think that's true?
Barney: Ohh, yeah. I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave hookers like, an extra fish for putting out.
Marshall: Uh huh, so then the oldest profession would be fisherman. Kaboom! You've been lawyered.

Barney: The companionship business is the growth industry of the 21st century. You do realize that one out of every eight adult women in America is a prostitute.
Marshall: You just made that up.
Barney: Withdrawn.
Marshall: Lawyered.

Barney: ...statistic, men who have had at least one relationship with a prostitute, are 75% more likely to have success in future relationships.
Marshall: You made that up.
Barney: Withdrawn.
Marshall: Lawyered.

Ted: Say what you will, but it's a law of nature.
Marshall: Lawyered!... of nature.

Robin: Yes, and so Don is and always will be a rabbit!
Ted: I wouldn't be so sure, Robin. Think about it, Don? Donald? Donald..Duck? And what, I wonder, does Donald Duck never wear?
Lily: Pants.
Ted: Pants. Don's a duck. Permission to say Lawyered?
Marshall: I'll allow it.
Ted: Lawyered.


• Marshall would once say "judged".

Ted would suggest saying "shrunk", "shrinked" and "therapisted", when Kevin would do so with Barney.

Marshall Eriksen vte
Friends & Family Lily AldrinTed MosbyRobin ScherbatskyBarney StinsonMarvin Eriksen Sr.Judy EriksenMarvin Eriksen Jr.Marcus EriksenAshley EriksenMartin EriksenMarvin W. EriksenDaisy EriksenUnnamed Eriksen Child
Places MacLaren's PubThe ApartmentWesleyan UniversityGoliath National BankMarshall and Lily's apartmentMarshall and Lily's houseAltruCell CorporationGazzola'sHoneywell & CootesNicholson, Hewitt, and West
Phrases LawyeredI'll Allow It
Others Ducky Tie (object)The Eight SlapsTed's best friendMinnesota VikingsYou Just Got SlappedMabelTantrumMarshall versus the MachinesBest Night EverMarshall MedleyIntervention bannerMarshgammonMarshall's punsThe Fish ListThe SwordsLong term betsFive WordsBig FudgeI'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)Singing habitRevertigo